#jugger girl

[jesmeraki]

I loved erichtofenxd design of jugger girl so much I just absolutely had to draw it. 🥰her art is so cute y'all, feel free to check it out✨

[everythingwasnormalhere]

today was a mess

had a big grasshopper fall asleep on me :)

[wavisms]

reach 4 me jugger girl…

[primisdempsey]

Jugger girl, i think i love you!

[chimichangasanddoorknobs]

I'm tired of these absolutely vile rumors (spoilers)....

Johnny Storm ⛈️🔥: And I'll tell 🗣️ you who "her" is, 👩‍🦲✴️. A megalomaniacal 📣 psychotic 👹 asshole 🫏🕳️, a finger-licking🖕👅 dead 💀 inside 😵 pixie-slab 🧚🏻. A third-rate 🥉 dime store 🪙 nut 🥜milk 🥛. And I'll tell you 📢 what she can do 📢.

Deadpool ☠️🎱: I'm listening. 👀👀👀

She can lick 👅 my goddamn cinnamon-ring 🍑💍clean 🧼 and kick rocks 🥾🪨 all the way to Bald Hell 👨‍🦲🔥👹. In fact, I don't give a shit 🚫💩 if she removes 🍌 all my skin 🍌 and pops 🍾 me like some nightmarish 💤🪦 blood 🩸 balloon 🎈. If the last thing I do in this God forsaken cum 💦 gutter existence is light 💡that fuckbox 👉👌📦 on fire 🔥 I still won't die happy 🚫💀🙂.

☠️🎱: 🤣 Holy shit 🙏💩 girl 👧, you crazy 😵.

That's right, Wade ☠️🎱. I won't be happy 🚫🙂 until I've urinated 🚽on her freshly 🍃 barbecued ♨️🔥 corpse 🧟 and husk-fucked 🫔👉👌 the charred 🔥 remains ⚰️ while gargling 😮😝🤪🤤Juggernaut's 🤹👩‍🚀 jugger-nuts 🤹🥜🌰.

☠️🎱: Wow! 😱🤯🫢🫣💯👻

And you can quote me. 🤬✍️

☠️🎱: 'kay ✅

[widowswineapologist]

getting into a fist fight with ultimis dempsey any time he mentions "jugger girl"

[smgsecretsanta]

A gift from @taillesscomet to @jugger-heads!!!

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Fluffy Christmas

Jessica didn't know whether to cry or laugh at this situation. She, Josh and Mike were the only ones from their team who were supposed to celebrate the New Year alone, but the girl couldn't let that happen. Her parents went to visit relatives, her older brother Hank went to celebrate with his girlfriend, and her younger brother Jacob with friends. The Washington family stopped celebrating Christmas after Hannah and Beth disappeared (Jess burst into tears when she found out about it, she was very ashamed and she told Mike about it, they spent the whole evening hugging and crying). The former president managed to get sick, and Damian and Luther had a holiday shift, so despite his illness, he was also invited. 

Jess broke up with Mike after the incident in February and initially stopped all communication with him. The same thing happened to Josh after his rescue. But after a while, the girl went to a therapist and gradually began to return to society, her friends helped her with these, and especially Mike, but what surprised her more was Josh, who helped her on an equal footing with Munro. This led to the formation of their unexpected friendly trio. And so to this situation.

The girl looked at Josh, and Washington was just looking at her too. The guy was as surprised as she was and seemed to be on the verge too. Josh looked at Mike, and Mike was the first to break the silence. Michael fell back laughing, hugging his stomach until a sore throat stopped his laughter with a coughing fit. Jess and Josh joined him next, the first one still started crying, but they were happy. The reason for the laughter was a simple exchange of gifts, now there were four cages and two carriers in front of the teenagers. There were two rats in one of the cages-a gift for Josh from Jess, beautiful rats that looked something like Beth and Hannah, and they were named after them. By chance, in response to this, Josh gives the girl a hamster, Mr. Potato, and Mike gives a black and white guinea pig, Lila. And before that, Mike received from Jess a black and white rabbit, which Riley named Lala. The situation was not taken advantage of by the younger Munro, who decided to give his friends a sphinx kitten and a Husky puppy. Washington got the kitten with the ironic name Fluff, and Jerry's puppy fell into Jessica's hands.

"Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake, this is fucking unbelievable!" Mike shouted, coughing, trying to calm the attack. "You two conspired, otherwise, judging by Lily and Lala, you chose together!"

"No!" protested Jess, wiping away tears, the girl somehow took a breath and said: "I thought you and Josh were lonely, you both live alone, besides Chris said that you, Josh, love rats. And Sam said about you that you love all animals!" The girl only had enough for that, and then she laughed again.

"Cochise. Betrayed. Me! I'm not alone!" Josh speaks with pauses, and after Mike falls back, tears of laughter appear in his eyes and from how these gifts touched him to the depths of his soul. Especially the two rats with the names of his dead sisters.

"Hey, just because I live alone doesn't mean I'm lonely!" Mike was able to say calmly, calming down after a long cough. Exhaling, the guy smiled at his friends. To which they could not help but respond with a smile. Straightening his hair, he continued: "I originally planned to donate animals. Ashley advised me to give you a cat, because you are somewhat similar to these animals, and Emily told the truth about you, Miss Riley, she told me that you have wanted a puppy since childhood."

"I didn't plan on it. Matt offered to give Mike some kind of rodent, I thought it was funny, and already there I saw a hamster for Jess."

There was silence again. Until there was a puppy barking, followed by a meow. The trio knew what they were going to do in the near future.

***

It was three o'clock in the morning when they went to bed. It was decided to sleep all together because of this, Josh settled in the middle, and Mike and Jess lay down around him, Fluff and Jerry curled up in one common ball at the feet. What was happening now seemed amazing to Josh, no, they had arranged such overnight stays before, but now it seemed like something had changed. 

"Share it," Jess's voice distracted him from his thoughts. The guy didn't want to upset her and pulled a smile because of this, saying:

"I haven't celebrated Christmas for a long time, I forgot how exhausting it is."

The girl sighed, but smiled a little, shaking her head negatively. He had forgotten how perceptive she had become after the incident, although maybe she had been like that before.

"I didn't think that after..." Joshua didn't know what to call what happened, the truth hurt his heart. "...After I lost the status of an older brother, I thought that I would no longer celebrate holidays," he smiled bitterly.

Jessica didn't know what to say to that, so she laced her fingers with his, holding his hand tightly and not looking away. Mike, who seemed to be asleep before, suddenly but slowly turned to them, looked at both of them, and then put his palm on top of their hands. A hand where two fingers were missing. And then he said confidently:

"You cannot lose this status, if you love them and they love you, then you will always be an older brother. And I'm sure they love you even there," Mike smiled and added, "Besides, you now have three younger brothers and four sisters. Well, or at least two younger "relatives"."

"Do you understand, big brother?" Riley joined in with a grin.

Josh felt like he was going to cry. These words struck him to the depths of his soul, warming him in the chest area. And then he realized that something had let go, that Josh couldn't forgive himself for the last two years, just left after a few words.

"Well, well... Then you're in trouble, little ones!" Washington said laughing, hugging those shoulders and shaking them, amid general laughter. While...

Sneeze

"Thank you very much, Michael!"

***

Squeak

“what?..." Jessica raised her head without opening her eyes. Somehow gathering herself, she opened her eyes a little, not fully waking up, her sleepy mind could only realize the time "5 a.m... Josh, turn off your alarm clock." Closing her eyes, the girl began to push Josh.

"Where is he?..." the guy mumbled without waking up, followed by Mike's dissatisfied mumbling.

"Jooosh, the alarm has been turned off!..." Jess did not calm down and began to push harder until it began to reach Mike. He sat down on it, trying to figure out what was going on.

"Oh...Fuck nuggets! It's a sea rabbit!"

[madcharlie77]

Break the Cycle: A CoD Zombies Story Part 1

This was originally posted on my Wattpad around a month ago but I decided to put it here since more people see my work here. I am in no way good at writing but I tried my best. To summarize what this is without too many spoilers for what this is, it's a What if scenario where Primis Richtofen stops the cycle by ending Ultimis Richtofens grand scheme. Anyway, please enjoy.

Soviet Codmadrome, Russia.

November 1963

After a tiring life or death battle at the Der Riese facility and an accidental stop at an abandoned theater used by group 935 to try control the undead, the Ultimis crew had finally made it to the Russian Codmadrome, Aka. Ascension. It was a calm but frigid night and the bitter touch of the crisp night air could be felt by everyone within the Codmadrome. At this time the undead seemed to have halted their vicious attack upon the crew, it being unknown if they had simply not found the crews location yet or if Samantha was feeling merciful that evening and was allowing the crew to rest. Anyhow, they collectively agreed that it would be best if they took it in turns to be on night watch.

It was the early hours of the morning when Tank Dempsey came off his watch, having to spend it with the last person he wished to see, the insane Dr Richtofen. He couldn't remember how the two met, knowing that they must've met previously as the German was the one who awoke him from his cryogenic slumber. He didn't know why, but upon meeting the doctor after being awoken he felt a great sense of loathing and hatred towards him, as if alarm bells were ringing in his head telling the Marine that this man was dangerous and not to be trusted, however what choice did he have but to follow him? He couldn't remember much of his own past so he followed the maniac in hopes to find the truth behind this madness.

It was on this crisp morning where Dempsey crept down to where the soft red hue of the Juggernog machine glowed, almost inviting him to come and sit next to it. He closed his weary eyes as the angelic voice of the woman, who he had named 'Jugger-girl', began to sing the familiar jingle, his gruff and tired voice singing along with it.

"When you need some help to get by, something to make you feel strong. Reach for Juggernog tonight, sugar seduction delight. When you need to feel big and strong, reach for Juggernog nog ton-"

The American halted his tired singing as a strong blue night glowed from the floor below. He questioned what it was at first before his interest took hold and lead him down stairs, only to be met with a strange sight. The blue light was a gateway into what he could only perceive as another dimension, however the strange part was the man standing infront of him. He was a well kept man, dressed in a shirt and a waistcoat. His slick black hair was brushed to the side and his facial features were angular and sharp, all these qualities tied neatly together with a mustache and pale blue eyes. Dempsey eyed the man up and down, trying to figure out who this man is. He seemed so familiar yet the marine couldn't put his finger on it.

"Ze baffled look doesn't suit jou mein dear marine." The man spoke in a thick German accent.

"Dear? You know me?" He asked in a puzzled tone.

"Vell, not in zhis timeline." He responded.

"Timeline?" He was even more confused now. "Is this another one of the little girls tricks?"

"Nein. Mein name is Edvard Richtofen, however I am not from jour timeline. Jou see, I am here seeking jour help." The German, who claimed to be Richtofen, spoke.

"Richtofen? Yeah right, the guys a freak, why would you wanna impersonate him?" The American asked with a chuckle.

The man just chuckled with him.

"Oh, I am Dr Edvard Richtofen, however I am from ein different time, 1918 to be exact."

"I'll believe it when I see it."

"Vell I don't have time to." He paused for a moment, trying to think of a way to say what he wanted to say next.

"Jou see... All of zhis, ze undead, Samantha, mein otherself, it's all one big time loop.. a cycle per say." He finally said.

"Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there buddy, a cycle? Have you gone mad?"

"A guy appears out of ein portal to another dimension und jou've been fighting ze undead for ein vhile now yet being told zhat all zhis is ein time loop is ze only thing mad about all zhis?"

"I suppose you have a point.."

"I need jour help Dempsheh, jou see ze doctor is planning something, something evil. I must to stop him from succeeding however I cannot interfere vith zhis timeline directly unless I vant to make zhis loop even vorse. However, jou can-" the man was cut off by the portal beginning to fade.

"Scheisse... Out of time." He looked at the Marine. "I vill visit again und explain zhis madness very soon, but in ze meantime, bevare ze doctor, he is evil incarnate."

The man turned and walked through the portal before the American could get in another word, leaving him there even more perplexed than ever.

"W-wait erm, 'Richtofen?' come on come back, I have more questions!" The American called out, but was met with the groggy voice of an older German.

"It vould be nice to get some sleep vithout ein DUMMKOPF screaming mein name und vaking me up Dempsheh!"

"Alright alright, don't get your panties in a fucking twist..." Tank called back. "Fucking kraut..." He mumbled to himself as he returned to the Juggernog machine. He decided to call it a night and go to sleep, however the strange encounter he had kept gnawing at his mind, keeping the possibility sleep just out of reach. Was what he was told true? What was Richtofen planning? He had so many questions in his mind left unanswered. However, if he knew anything, he knew it was wise to beware the doctor...

[6l6ll]

Haters gon' hate everyday I don't doubt it

Success make a hater go straight suicidal

I'm smokin' exotic, my car is exotic

My girl is exotic, she solvin' my problems

I was hangin' with killers and drillers and dealers

And thieves, and juggers, finessers and robbers

I got rich I'm still hangin' with killers and drillers

And thieves, finessers, them juggers and robbers

[maggotwithanf]

Thank you especially to Bison and Donut who welcomed me to ODS/Bonertown with open arms (rip wired ones), to Kittie who was the kindest, to Warbird who made me fucking cry when they said they didn't even know I used to be a girl, to Tink who chipped in on half the caps for the VIP even though we didnt know each other (we do now!!!!!!), to Disaster the best bartender in the wastes HANDS DOWN who actually walked my drunk ass back to camp Saturday night, to my BEST WASTELAND FRIENDS IN THE WORLD Major Peaches, Pop Rox, and especially Lost n Found this year bc this is the most we've ever hung out and next year is gonna be NUTS. And, of course, the newest addition to ODS, the witty hot medic who keeps the mercs running, Dr Jacko!! OK RAPID FIRE EVERYONE ELSE I LOVE In Demand I haven't seen you in years I missed your ass so much homg, Watts I cant believe we're friends again this is sick, people I loved meeting & see you at neo/ww24: mothraw, looney, guz, wreck, sawbones, mr privilege, lexi, everyone at the LCC blackjack table, pleasantville, simon, triple ace, sweet dee, big disco, everyone in Bonertown, general citybuster, juggamama, I LOVE YOU I MISS YOU if I didn't mention your name it'll be in my next ramblepost JUGGERS LIVE FOREVER I LIVE I DIE I LIVE AGAIN and y'all made me cry irl for the first time in years at the fucking tribe initiation I love you so much see you at the LCC next year AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGHHHHH

Also if you have an LCC/counterfeit caps ring storyline you're in at WW/want to be in one hmu cuz Lost n Found and I are plotting something. >:))

back from the desert

got re-initiated into my tribe

got my (official) new wasteland name

you're lookin at a new man, baby <33333333333

[watchtowerstuff]

[mintchoccy]

UNTITLED P.2

shackled, blinded and silent.

I can't move my feet, even my arms. what the hell is happening to me? I only hear a girl, a goddess, who is playing with my body. she is currently playing with my dick. fuck, why I'm so powerless?

"oh, you're awake, let me take that off from you", a cooing voice of the goddess had just take off the blindfold in me.

"who the- J-Jihyo? WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHY AM I TIED? PLEASE UNCHAINED ME!" I pleaded. "oh baby, did you forget? denying the love from the goddess herself? trying to run away from me? HOW FOOLISH ARE YOU NOT ACCEPTING MY LOVE? you are mine baby, you are fully mine. AND I WILL KILL EVERYONE WHO WILL GO IN BETWEEN OUR RELATIONSHIP", Jihyo replied. I can see her face, the obsession, the lust, and the desire to own me, and my entire soul.

she then quickly proceed to straddle my harmless body, quickly smothering her clothed chest upon me, sniffing all over my scent.

"ohhhhhh~ how intoxicated you are. do you like what are you seeing, baby? or do you want a suckle in my melons?" she then unclip the scarf she's wearing, revealing her boobs.

"come on, lick upon them. I know you like it~", danggumit, she's really the death of me. afraid of the consequences, I first lick her cleavage and then latched my mouth to her left boob, causing her to moan in ecstasy. "Jesus Christ, you really love my juggers. don't forget the right side." I obliged as she started to hump on my cock slowly.

moaning, I feel her pussy slowly hitting my dick so close, and her clit is having tingling sensation all over my length. I don't know how to tell her that I'm cumming but I need to end this.

"J-Jihyo-yah, please fuck me, use me as your toy, and punish me for refusing your love. please, end this torment." Jihyo was only laughing on me, not taking care on my situation. "

she then slams herself on to my crotch, with my dick finally inside her.

"HOLY SHIT, YOUR COCK IS ALL INSIDE ME! SO WARM, SO EUPHORIC!" slamming me down from her, she assault me with her ass, as she kissed me in the lips. her whole dominance really blanketed my entire life, and she can't stop moaning in my lips.

she kept riding on my dick forcefully as she kept slamming her butt on me. every slap of her butt is getting my crotch hurt. her moans became harder and harder as she rides me faster and faster.

"ughhhhh~ if you only accept my love early, you didn't deserve this treatment. but because you reject me, this is the punishment. ohhhhh~ fuck meeee~", her moans gets deeper and deeper.

as she cums on me, I followed thru as I shot lasers of cum inside her.

afterwards, she climbed to my shoulder, my head to her chest, smelling the sweat of sex. "I love you baby, you can never run away from me, forever~"

[weasleyswizardpleases]

trans! fred weasley imagines

-fred comes out to george when they’re like 7 and the the two of them spend so much time trying to turn him into a boy with magic, but it goes horribly, noticeably wrong several times until molly pulls fred aside and has a talk with him about it

-molly and arthur aren’t the most educated about what being trans is but they do their best to learn how to support their son once they figure out what’s going on. they’re not very helicopter-y about it though, they mostly just buy fred the same clothes as george, notify the relatives of proceeding name and pronoun changes, and move on

-fred is the more cocky, loud-mouthed twin because growing up in a house full of boys made him anxious to assert himself as a tough, independent person and to develop a personality that could command the respect of his older brothers

-fred always teases george about being slightly shorter because he’s secretly (or, honestly, not so secretly) very proud of his height because he has a lot of insecurities about other parts of his appearance

-when fred has his first serious girlfriend, he begs george to switch places with him in bed so she won’t find out he doesn’t have a cock, but george refuses because... gross, dude, get a grip. everything works out, though, and it turns out fred’s girlfriend is great at munching box

-fred makes george wear baggy clothes so it’ll seem less weird or out of place when he does it to hide his chest

-even though he started transitioning so young that he really doesn’t have big bazonkers. also he eventually gets to a point where he’s comfortable enough with his body to joke about his boy boobies and calls them his “milk juggers” to make everyone uncomfortable

-the whole family knows he’s trans and they will fight tooth and nail to keep his secret safe until he feels ready to come out, especially ginny, who (as we all know) is a strong lesbian. once when draco and fred are in the middle of a spat and draco says something about fred’s long hair making him look like a girl, she just straight up tackles his ass

-he stops being stealth just before dropping out of hogwarts because he just decides he doesn’t give a fuck. also he’s discovered that he can say some really funny stuff to make cis people do a double take, and he wants more trans friends

-the only other trans person he knows is luna, and before you ask, yes, they do date briefly before deciding they’re better off as friends. she’s the first person he comes out to, but she just laughs and says obviously she already knows. luna has impeccable clockin goggles because she prefers hanging out with queers

-he’s extremely sexy

-i won’t him

-t4t romance between me and trans!fred is canon. we are married and our boy boobies kiss 

[widowswineapologist]

top 10 biggest simps in the cod zombies storyline

10. Stuhlinger - he likes fucking his hand

9. Dr. Grey - look i get it samantha's kinda cute but you're still going on the list

8. Finn - this is a major bruh moment

7. Dempsey - pov you're the jugger girl oorah

6. The Shadowman - wants to clap Richtofen's cheeks and i KNOW IT

5. Primis Nikolai - im not even gonna say anything mean this man deserved better

4. Marlton - okay robin from teen titans go we get it you're a virgin

3. Ludvig Maxis - ah yes neglect your daughter and leave her with a psycho while you go to Berlin to fuck your hot scientist girlfriend okay motherfucker

2. Primis Richtofen - *stares in Revelations*

1. DR. MONTY - THIS MOTHERCUCKER REALLY STARTED A CYCLE SO HE COULD HAVE HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THE SHADOWMAN

[dailyspitwrite]

Render: Buko Pie Intro

Render: Buko Pie Intro

It took me a long time to get a character model for Buko to look like what I had in mind. Then it needed some more tweaks, little details in the shape of the face, the nose, the smile. And of course the more athletic body. Not sure if I’m pleased with the end result, I’m too close to it right now. But the feel of the character came through, and that’s what matters most.

[scrambled-eggz]

Sugar Seduction Delight!

Reach for me, Jugger girl~

anyway i’m gay for Tank, thanks and good night. (alt ver below the cut)